Lucy and I

by Po Ku

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Joe Lund Your dog is a lesbian. A LESBIAN! She doesn't know where that carpet has been. She will keep on lickin.
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Just a song about my awesome pug Lucy and her little idiosyncrasies.


Verse 1
When you come near her tail will wag
Since puberty her boobies sag
She's so damn scared of this plastic bag
She whines so much you know she'd nag

Lucy's never satisfied
She looks at me with the saddest eyes
She keeps them open until she cries
If she could talk, she'd surely lie
Here's a picture of Lucy and I

Verse 2
Lucy, you're more like a dog's best friend
Even when it's likely you'll meet your end
What will come around life's next bend?
Your honor I will defend

Verse 3
Lucy I think you're a lesbian
You don't know where that carpet has been
but that doesn't prevent you from taking it in
for now on you can just keep on licking


released July 10, 2015
Lucy, my pug, and Jorge, my love



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Po Ku Portland, Oregon

I started writing music quite late into my senior year of college. Too late to major in it, but my classical training in piano comes out in my songs. I write mostly love songs and funny songs about my boyfriend's dog.

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